"Oh me, oh my, you sure look ugly today," the mirror said to me. "Must be mighty hard putting makeup on your two faces."
"A pretty left face.
A hideous right face.
How could a man look upon others with such delusion?
Are you YOU?
Are you THEM?
I'm you're mirror. I'm you're best friend. I tell the the "truth", while you're eyes "lie."
A little blush for the bruises on your right face.
The shine on your left face seems a little dull.
Either way, pick a face. Both seem fake to me. Haha."