The Louisiana Social Pledge

We pledge our allegiance to Louisiana. We will embrace what makes us and our state unique. Louisiana will be recognized as a leader and innovator of the New South. Many great leaders of the future will come from this state. And we will show both the media and politicians that we are smarter than them. We will no longer have our resources exhausted and our people used and left behind. We will work hard and play hard. We will protect each other. We will support each other. We pledge that we will do whatever we can to get these things in motion right now. We will no longer wait for a path to be cleared for us. We will clear the path ourselves. And we ain’t giving up easily. We will socialize in the real world just as well as we do on the internet…in hopes to organize ourselves effectively.


Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Penis Envy (Kisha Kana-Lafayette, LA)

I am a woman.. from Venus
Although..I often find myself wanting a penis

Why? Makeup, dresses and heels are what I love about being a girl
But, sometimes, I feel I'm in a different world

I could just be a guy and hang out with the rest
Without watching their eyes wander over my breast

In a board meeting, I could have a say
And maybe even a higher pay

After sex, I could go to sleep
Satisfied that I just came....balls deep

Truth is, I just want to rock and roll
With my ambiguous soul

Why can't people see?
We are all really AC/DC

Be proud of who you are
Even when you find yourself at war

To thine on self be truest
But sometimes I just wish I was Louis

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