The Louisiana Social Pledge

We pledge our allegiance to Louisiana. We will embrace what makes us and our state unique. Louisiana will be recognized as a leader and innovator of the New South. Many great leaders of the future will come from this state. And we will show both the media and politicians that we are smarter than them. We will no longer have our resources exhausted and our people used and left behind. We will work hard and play hard. We will protect each other. We will support each other. We pledge that we will do whatever we can to get these things in motion right now. We will no longer wait for a path to be cleared for us. We will clear the path ourselves. And we ain’t giving up easily. We will socialize in the real world just as well as we do on the internet…in hopes to organize ourselves effectively.


Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Take Your Religion and Shove It (Louis Toliver Jr-Swartz, LA)


And on the first day
God said let there be light
Some billions years later
We are still waiting to be enlightened
Do you prefer white or back Jesus?
I got an idea!
Let’s talk about it
Islam, Hinduism, Mormonism
You only can pick one
Oh yeah, Buddhism and Christianity
Would you like a side of Catholicism?
The Pope rules you
Unless your Baptist or Methodist
Then who cares
Shhh, you hear that?
Some children were blown up
They were just Jews
It’s not their fault you don’t like them
Guess whose running for President?
A man that says God leads him
Oil companies are richer
What country does God want us to invade now?
Are you suspicious of Scientology?
Don’t speak of Astrology or Numerology
You will be stoned
Women obey your men
Or you will be stoned
Once upon a time people were ignorant
They still are
And spirituality waits to be found
God approves this message

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