And on the first day
God said let there be light
Some billions years later
We are still waiting to be enlightened
Do you prefer white or back Jesus?
I got an idea!
Let’s talk about it
Islam, Hinduism, Mormonism
You only can pick one
Oh yeah, Buddhism and Christianity
Would you like a side of Catholicism?
The Pope rules you
Unless your Baptist or Methodist
Then who cares
Shhh, you hear that?
Some children were blown up
They were just Jews
It’s not their fault you don’t like them
Guess whose running for President?
A man that says God leads him
Oil companies are richer
What country does God want us to invade now?
Are you suspicious of Scientology?
Don’t speak of Astrology or Numerology
You will be stoned
Women obey your men
Or you will be stoned
Once upon a time people were ignorant
They still are
And spirituality waits to be found
God approves this message