“See ya later
aviator,”
Lies the sign over
the door to Hell
Where every flight
you want to take it delayed.
In hell, the only
destinations are ones with
Long lines, ones
with screaming children,
Or Florida.
You need an
outlet? You can’t have an outlet
Everybody’s using
all the outlets to charge the phone
They’ll use to
hold loud, familiar conversations over FaceTime.
You’ll get to
learn about Aunt Carol’s rash, and David’s foreign girlfriend,
And “why can’t you
just date somebody normal for once?”
And “why can’t you
just put out when I get home for once?”
And “Hello? Can
you hear me? Turn up your volume, mom.”
“You don’t need to
hold the phone so close to your face, dad.”
“You don’t need to
be such a dick, man.”
You think you’ll
find a seat? You might find a seat.
It won’t be a
comfortable seat.
It’ll be bleak and
it’ll be plastic, like the life you led that sent you here
And it’ll be wedged
between two people whose idea of personal space
is no less than 3
inches inside of you.
And they’ll be
named after the grandparents you never called,
because hell loves
a little irony
Maybe you’ll get
some reprieve by the bar,
Hell’s gotta have
alcohol, given the amount of people it’s taken here.
The bartender will
come up
and you’ll ask for
a drink
and he’ll serve
you cheap beer that tastes like
the beer you drank
before the first time you cheated on him
Blaring over the
speakers in hell are the beach boys’,
Listing all the
pretty places you definitely won’t be going
Aruba, Jamaica,
oooh, I wanna take ya
to Florida.
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