The Louisiana Social Pledge
We pledge our allegiance to Louisiana. We will embrace what makes us and our state unique. Louisiana will be recognized as a leader and innovator of the New South. Many great leaders of the future will come from this state. And we will show both the media and politicians that we are smarter than them. We will no longer have our resources exhausted and our people used and left behind. We will work hard and play hard. We will protect each other. We will support each other. We pledge that we will do whatever we can to get these things in motion right now. We will no longer wait for a path to be cleared for us. We will clear the path ourselves. And we ain’t giving up easily. We will socialize in the real world just as well as we do on the internet…in hopes to organize ourselves effectively.
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Let's Not Talk about Sex (Louis Toliver Jr-Austin, TX)
"Here comes another stork
To deliver my precious babies!"
Says the sexually frustrated dork
Holding up a gun acting shady
"Women are whores!
Don't be tricked so blindedly
When they get on all fours!"
The dork shouted violently
"God wants you to understand,
Not sex, but all precious guns.
That is the power to band,"
The dork preached to his sons
"Why sex is evil! Violence is bliss!
I give power with great certainty."
Two women came from an abyss
Each held a baby with uncertainty
The dork touched them all with gun
The women were raped with fear
He held his new kin up to the sun
All his sons, with guns, made cheer