The Louisiana Social Pledge

We pledge our allegiance to Louisiana. We will embrace what makes us and our state unique. Louisiana will be recognized as a leader and innovator of the New South. Many great leaders of the future will come from this state. And we will show both the media and politicians that we are smarter than them. We will no longer have our resources exhausted and our people used and left behind. We will work hard and play hard. We will protect each other. We will support each other. We pledge that we will do whatever we can to get these things in motion right now. We will no longer wait for a path to be cleared for us. We will clear the path ourselves. And we ain’t giving up easily. We will socialize in the real world just as well as we do on the internet…in hopes to organize ourselves effectively.

Thursday, February 27, 2014

BLEEP You! (Louis Toliver Jr-Swartz, LA)

Ah, here comes another lazy donkey
Spreading his words of manure in my face
He says his (horrid) breath smells of honesty
But all he wants to see is me fall down at his pace

I say to that lazy, donkey, “BLEEP You!”
Why do you care what I do?

Ah, here comes another lazy sheep
Getting all her dirty wool on my skin
She says her (dreadful) touch I can keep
But all she wants is to give my body to wolved-men

I say to that lazy, sheep, “BLEEP You!”
Why do you to want to be me?

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