BLEEP You! (Louis Toliver Jr-Swartz, LA)

Ah, here comes another lazy donkey

Spreading his words of manure in my face

He says his (horrid) breath smells of honesty

But all he wants to see is me fall down at his pace

I say to that lazy, donkey, “BLEEP You!”

Why do you care what I do?

Ah, here comes another lazy sheep

Getting all her dirty wool on my skin

She says her (dreadful) touch I can keep

But all she wants is to give my body to wolved-men

I say to that lazy, sheep, “BLEEP You!”

Why do you to want to be me?