“You have Attention Deficit Disorder,” the doctor concluded
after his series of questions. “A.D.D.” he affirmed. He laughed, “If I had a
nickel…” I wasn’t sure what to think. “Really?” I asked the doctor. I had never
thought that I had problems with my attention span. A-D-D. That spells ADD, I
thought. What could be the connection between addition and the attention span?
I never cared for math. I remember constantly getting in trouble for turning
all my number 3s into Bart Simpson faces in math. The
Simpsons wasn’t really one of my favorite TV shows, but…you know thinking
takes a lot of energy. My head hurts a lot so I don’t like to think. It makes
me tired. I don’t mind other people thinking for me, especially when it comes
to voting. I lost my high school election for Secretary. I think it was because
I was a guy running for the position and not a chick with big boobs. I don’t think
I would ever get breast implants if I were a chick. But, you know, I do enjoy
chicken sandwiches… “Hey!” the doctor yelled at me and I realized I wasn’t eating
a chicken sandwich anymore. I was in the doctor’s office. “You zoned out just
now. Do you need a doctor’s excuse for missing work?” He asked. “What?” I
replied. “I had to work today?”
“Lunacy” comes from the moon, Who cycles through brilliance and darkness Bipolarity’s patterns are not so easily assumed Opposites not so well harnessed Who cycles through brilliance and darkness? The girl who sits in bed, wrestling with Opposites. Not so well harnessed As she thought, her brain gives reason the slip The girl who sits in bed, wrestling with Her body, depressed, her thoughts manic. As she thought, her brain gave reason the slip And gives the gift of life in a dreamlike panic. Her body depressed her thoughts. Manic Lunacy comes from the moon And gives the gift of life in a dreamlike panic Bipolarity’s patterns are not so easily assumed
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