21st Century Problems: Be Careful Who U Sext…I mean Text (#13) (Louis Toliver Jr-Swartz, LA)

"21^st Century Problems: Be Careful Who U Sext…I mean Text (#13)"

So I meant to send this really naughty text message to Terry in hopes that maybe I could catch him at a weak moment and we make up (sexually) and Terry would be my FTM boyfriend again. This is the text message I sent:

Are u feeling dirty? How bout a shower for 2 at my place 2night?

I can work u out real good.

Unfortunately, the text message went to my mother instead of Terry. Who responded:

This is ur mother. Make sure u shower ur brain real good and watch the “send” button more closely.

My game is off. I need those Justin Bieber dating videos to come in. ASAP.

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Steadfast (Catrina Crowe - Ruston, LA)

Moving Forward (Louis Toliver Jr-Swartz, LA)

Step by step, I step I hear the angels sing Hope, today, they bring Flying up with pep I become Heaven's rep Riding along God's wing
Moving forward can be hard Struggling through today Living life is not all play The fortune teller draws a card It warns that Fate has no guard Never let pain get in your way
Flying high with my life I am moving, so I'm living Heart and heart, I keep giving I will one day meet my afterlife Everyone's past contains strife Let my future be thanksgiving
When the steps run out I will just fly and fly and fly I leave the past with a goodbye Up on God's wing, I won't pout Going to heaven, I do not doubt In hell, I was just a passerby
Moving forward, strength will build Letting go is the hardest part Vitality comes from being smart Trust in those that are strong-willed Our honest actions will be fulfilled I step, I sing to you, I fly, I depart

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