"21st Century Problems: Be Careful Who U Sext…I mean Text (#13)"
So I meant to send this really naughty text message to Terry in hopes that maybe I could catch him at a weak moment and we make up (sexually) and Terry would be my FTM boyfriend again. This is the text message I sent:
Are u feeling dirty? How bout a shower for 2 at my place 2night?
I can work u out real good.
Unfortunately, the text message went to my mother instead of Terry. Who responded:
This is ur mother. Make sure u shower ur brain real good and watch the “send” button more closely.
My game is off. I need those Justin Bieber dating videos to come in. ASAP.